Who’s ready for the feature film adaptation of Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark?
IM NOT READY. OMG IM NOT READY.
WHAT
100% YES
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“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.
did everyone else read that in his voice
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Cotton candy waves from Mt Tamalpais State Park, California
I just imagined this being an ocean and it just got so much more frightening
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Oh my fucking GOD
this is the best thing I have ever seen with my own two eyes.
oh my gosh he’s gently play-biting them like they’re his own babies
This lion’s name is Bonedigger and he was born with a crippling bone disease, so the keepers introduced three dachshunds to give him companionship; Abby, Bullet and Milo.
They’re his pride now!
This is the only fucking thing I care about, do you hear me.
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This is one dance party 106-year-old Virginia McLaurin will never forget. To celebrate Black History Month, watch her fulfill her dream of visiting the White House and meeting President Obama.
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